They did not score enough fackin goals.

Apparently Reagan doesn't count as modern either.

Yeah I have white streaks at my temples and it looks pretty nice I think.

McDonald's!

What about Simon's screwdriver though?

This is making me feel real good about the fact that today is my last day before I'm laid off.

The first failson president.

So were these staffers just completely unaware of BIden's entire career before they got hired?

President Biden has announced his support for Hamas in their war against ravers.

If a pawn reaches the other side of the board it can turn into any piece. There's almost no reason to get anything other than a queen though so that's what everyone always takes.

One of my coworkers has been asking people this. Apparently I'm the only man she knows that doesn't think about Rome regularly.

It's bad taste to go to a funeral that you caused in the first place.