KISS is awesome, although I've been using Kvæsitso of late.

Wait till you experience the unmitigated joy that is Xiaomi's battery optimisations, resulting in permissions you grant to the launcher for gesture and media support to be constantly revoked. 🙄

Lamingtons. I will hear no debate on this.

Why not pay hospitality workers a halfway decent wage, and leave tipping for exemplary service? That's how it works in the rest of the developed world.

They'll need to lift their game on software updates for that to happen. Many of their handsets ship with an outdated version of Android, and they rarely see more than one major update.

"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out."

Spread the rumour it's schoolgirl urine, change the name to Pi-Tsingtao and export to Japan. Problem solved.

If you often post links to music then Songwhip is invaluable. Give it a song and it generates a page with links to many common streaming services.

Here's an example.

The other holy trinity: the father, the son, and Adolf Hitler

Welcome to the Pay Per View information economy. Amazon, and others, have been pulling this shit for years.

And in breaking news,

checks notes

A company owned by a notorious Nazi is apparently full of Nazis.

It's number 5 in Australia. ☺️