Pistachio gelato, any brand will do.

Ive found them dull all the time, but never broken

Victorinox uses a steel that favours corrosion resistance over hardness. They're easy to sharpen though, I've even used the underside of a ceramic coffee cup.

Why not pay hospitality workers a halfway decent wage, and leave tipping for exemplary service? That's how it works in the rest of the developed world.

They'll need to lift their game on software updates for that to happen. Many of their handsets ship with an outdated version of Android, and they rarely see more than one major update.

"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out."

Spread the rumour it's schoolgirl urine, change the name to Pi-Tsingtao and export to Japan. Problem solved.

If you often post links to music then Songwhip is invaluable. Give it a song and it generates a page with links to many common streaming services.

Here's an example.

Because they're OpenAssholes™

The other holy trinity: the father, the son, and Adolf Hitler

Welcome to the Pay Per View information economy. Amazon, and others, have been pulling this shit for years.

And in breaking news,

checks notes

A company owned by a notorious Nazi is apparently full of Nazis.

It's number 5 in Australia. ☺️