Judge Halts the Onion’s Infowars Takeover, Infowars is back in control of Alex Jones by The_Riddler in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 27 points 7 hours ago

Patriots are in control

Downside to Kamala Losing: Hillary Clinton won't have an aneurysm due to the shame of being the only Democrat to lose to Donald Trump and watching someone else become the first woman POTUS by The_Riddler in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Biden can still die in the next couple months inshallah

US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’ by The_Riddler in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

hitler-detector BEEP BEEP BEEP

Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire by The_Riddler in c/news@hexbear.net
Barron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a center by The_Riddler in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he's also got Slovene genes from his mom, Slovenians are like the tallest people in the world.

Joe Biden ends re-election campaign by The_Riddler in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months

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[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Imagine being a youtuber and someone tries to assassinate the president while wearing your merch lol

The WaPo told its staff that it's pivoting to AI. "AI everywhere in our newsroom" to turn around its dismal financial situation. by The_Riddler in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

libel time lmao

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r/nfl being surprisingly based during the draft (hexbear.net)
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Today in American urban planning: the worst-placed drive-thru exit in the world (hexbear.net)
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Right in front of an intersection on a heavily trafficked state highway that's the main thoroughfare of the town.

Akira Toriyama - New General Megathread for the 8th-9th of March 2024 by The_Riddler in c/anime@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Saw the archetypical juggalo in the wild today:

Big, fat, white guy with greasy shoulder length hair and scraggly facial hair, wearing a backwards baseball cap, cargo shorts, and this t-shirt:

Dudes rock

Do you know what I hate about white people? Skiing. Its basically winter golf. by The_Riddler in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hexbear when someone lives outside of an urban center:

Bulletins and News Discussion from January 8th to January 14th, 2024 - The Regional War Begins; US and UK Airstrike Yemen by The_Riddler in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

STEP AWAY FROM THE LATHE

ass thicc by The_Riddler in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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