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Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
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Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months
Kamala uses her carte blanche from the supreme court to drone strike trump and retain her position
Critical support
Dropping drones from the White House like coconuts from a tree
Trump will not exist in the context of all in which he dies and what comes after him
Lol then she's still the first woman president. Hilarious
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] year of four presidents, year of four presidents-
Other patients: year of four presidents, YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS, YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS, YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS!