A week is actually way too fast, it took mine like 4 months to stop greasing up lol

Lol what do you put into your 3d printer?

Agree, the soft tip earbuds always fall out of my ears/don't have a good seal. I couldn't find ANY decent alternative to airpods, I've been using my airpod 3's for over a year for 8+ hours a day. If someone knows of a secret headphone manufacturer that makes wireless buds with good battery life and non-soft tips, I'm ALL EARS

Worldstarrrr

It's my lizard's name

I hope their goal is to help me quit drinking. In which case it's great for me, but RIP small craft brewers

Sounds like Quebec

Wooooo

I've just been teleported out of bed horizontally. My lower half falls 2 feet but I hit my head on the nightstand on the way down and end up a crumpled mess on the floor

Do they live in the lake?

Me when I smoke weed - the thought barely crosses my mind, I just end up in the pantry. Wake up the next day like "what happened, what's with all this garbage?"

A politician admitting a mistake and reversing a bad decision. I had to double-take this headline - also check outside to make sure hell hadn't frozen over while I was at work!