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Patrick's hat trick
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Chorus line vibes...
I did an image search for "holy delicious orange chicken". Nothing to my liking came up, with a few biblical off images results. Then I tried "chicken jesus", and whamo!
Now orange flavored chicken, that comes with a side of chow mein, from a good asian restaurant. Tastes like...
Born is the memes.
Happy Mother's Day!
When I was a kid, my first trip to Italy experiencing the common cheek kiss handshake was mind-blowing. Just like a handshake, it to has variations. There was: the single, the double, the hovering, the silent (no smack sounds), the silent hover, and the way you pronounced the "smack". It has to have just the right amount of air-suck sound with no buzz or vocalizations.
This article's mentioned examples of disharmony, confusion, further division, and fragmentation... are really not even a global issue across Android. It cited a hardware-specific accessory, an Amazon internal corporate decision, and ignores a basic fact about apps or services is you can go with another app or service to fit your personal liking and functionality.
Does anyone else see a mermaid in the image or am I higher than a hawk dispensary?
The tiny 1ft -ish extinct Dawn-Horse was a real thing. PBS documentary modeled it as skittish, jumpy, fast, tough enough to drag and push logs. Catch a couple of those and you got youself a pair of 30mph roller skates.
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1 horse-sized duck, male, that's in the mood... Ever witness firemen tackle a charged firehose that broke loose and is whipping around... amorously. Now put a Clydesdale at the end of that. You may be chance lucky enough to distract it with bread, but can really only fight it from space.
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If Kristen Bell ever asks me to marry her and take her last name, I'd be like...yes, I'll put that hat on!
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Source... googled "birbs with bell hat", and https://imgur.com/gallery/8LBIcWM
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One time in high school I saw everyone in metal shop dressed as members of the band KISS.
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An old repost.
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Comedian Kathleen Madigan.
Source - oc
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Preceeding line: "I am not a tough person. Not rough. Or rrrrrraw like a pitbull. Just a sleepy little kitty cat..."
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Comedian Ron Funches.
Source... Laughstub dot com Ticketing
INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
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Source... imgur.com\t\catmemes
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Comedian Rita Rudner
Source... Pinterest, Quotesgram
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Salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive.
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Comedian John Pinette.
(Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.)
Source... Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page
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Why are all the towels wet? I say nay nay.
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Comedian John Pinette
Source... Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page
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Did you know the 3-toe sloth mating call sounds exactly like a 56k dialup modem?
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Comedian Will Ferrell
Source... https://worldwideinterweb.com/comedian-quotes-actually-great-life-advice/
Her name is Philomena Cunk! ๐ I didn't know that before. Now I can find more videos. Thank you, sir! Awesome.
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Are self-driving cars a traveling expense deduction or taxable income, and how would the car report this?
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Comedian Mitch Hedberg
Source - https://worldwideinterweb.com/funny-quotes-from-famous-comedians-gallery/
Hemispherical parking...
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