I know this is a meme but I am cursed with taking things too seriously so here's what I would rule in a game I would run:

Artificer is on a flying dragon golem/homonculus.

Sorcerer is manifesting wings of pure magicka and/or levitating and/or doing air bending etc.

Wizard is probably on a broom, yah. After researching a multitude of flying rituals from a variety of traditions, performing occult experimentation, and finally gathering the reagents needed for the enchantment. But crucially it works by invoking the God of Hearth's protection from the Wind Elemental in a wierd niche way or something.

Artificers combine smaller magical effects into larger ones, Sorcerers are running off that high-octane Type Green Reality Bender fuel, and Wizards are occult hackers.

Clerics sneer at them all and call up God directly to ask them if they wouldn't mind bending space-time for them, pretty please with a cherry on top.

I celebrate Kirk's murder precisely because I have empathy. I am fully aware of the harm Kirk and his ilk have caused. How many women were sexually assaulted because their rapists were motivated by Kirk? How many minorities were discriminated against or had hate crimes perpetrated against them because of Charlie 'I Think Empathy Isn't Real' Kirk? It is impossible to have empathy for people and not hate Kirk's guts.

This has 'management' stamped all over it.

"Every one of our products MUST have a picture guidebook!"

"Wait, but product ___ is literally just a hinge."

"Listen, this decision was made way over my head and I'm not risking my yearly bonus. Just do it."

Welp, there's my next TTRPG map.

Folks, OP is a well known anti-socialist who routinely creates messy drama. Nothing to see here, move along.

They do also post quite a lot of nice historical content, which I quite appreciate. Maybe go enjoy that.

Bro didn't want to be a dad. Being a dad means accepting your kid no matter what they're like. Bro wanted to be a fucking Batman villian with a cave full of mooks.

Fun fact: we know that the keeping of domesticated cats spread to England at least by the time of the Roman occupation, because we found a 2000 yr old roof tile there with a cat's pawprint in it. It's funny to imagine a clayworker 2000 yrs ago yelling at the cat to stay off his tiles lol.

'Conservative rapper'

the lyrics

'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r

Because the problem isn't gone. Their opinions haven't changed, they are just finally seeing personal impact from them. These people are going to fall for the same stupid shit another Trumpalike touts in 2032. They need intensive reeducation, not to be welcomed and treated like nothing happened.

Wouldn't even be a year. Gasoline has a shelf life of six months. Three months if it's an ethanol blend.

After that, you're down to homemade diesel, electric vehicles, and bicycles.

The chat built into my hospital's charting software has the 'thumbs up' react so you can quickly and easily show that you've read it. So for me it just means 'heard', 'roger', etc.

Am I the only one who was mildly upset that they weren't? Like shit, we somehow got to bio-transhumanism before techno-transhumanism, that's rad. By all means, let's research new ways of being transgender, I wanna see what people come up with next.