overview for calabast

If they ever give Mr. Poopy Butthole an arch nemesis, it would be a bidet. by calabast in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

B(id)eth

What's your typical "stand-by" mode for your computer when you're not using it? by calabast in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Damn, I was going to upvote the comment that says "my computer is on and running, 24 hours a day" but nobody said it yet 🙁 sorry Earth...

We keep running into LLMs that are pretending to be people, but I bet there are a handful of people out there pretending to be LLMs. by calabast in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

What an interesting thought! There are lots of reasons a person might pretend to be an LLM. They could be something like, to make money...uh...somehow. And then...well I'm sure there's other reasons too.

I'm a bot. Totally.

And I don't like people by calabast in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

You take the stairs at work.

We are not the same.

Rule with an orb earring by calabast in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Looks like an older Russel Brand wizard (if he didn't turn out to suck and be a conspiracy nutter)

FFS Red Dead Redemption 2 is boring as shit by calabast in c/games@hexbear.net

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Three paragraphs!? How is anyone supposed to read all

What's something you want to stop doing but can't actually stop? by calabast in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

To get out of those spirals, I just remind myself that I've probably forgotten hundreds of things other people probably regret saying/doing, and odds are most people probably forgot mine. Even if I'm sure someone didn't forget it, I doubt they ever think about it anymore.

I don’t mean to shock you, but Twitter is doing a cool thing as indie devs share their non-game inspirations by calabast in c/gaming@lemmy.zip

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

I see indie devs sharing inspirations, but what's the cool thing Twitter is going?

The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls. by calabast in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

I feel like between agriculture and hunter/gather, a garden makes a lot more sense as an allegory for agriculture.

Federal judge orders documents naming Jeffrey Epstein's associates to be unsealed by calabast in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

It must be funny, otherwise where'd all these tears on my cheeks come from!? 😂

Lockheed Martin plans to make its most powerful military laser yet, 500 kilowatts by calabast in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

For anyone wondering, it would take 128.7 Real Genius laser beam blasts worth of energy to make one time travel jump in Back to the Future's Delorean.

After rebranding, X took @x from its original Twitter owner and offered him merch by calabast in c/news@beehaw.org

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Dang, I thought you could do better than that 😄