[-] calabast@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

Solar panels and a vasectomy

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

Also, it's bespoke. That should add another zero.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

After being found in room, bat linked to rabies related to fatal incident undergone by baby, according to sound waves created by the mouth of official who represents Canada.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago

❄️ alert

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

Just what Big Street wants you to think...

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

Woah, get a load of Mr. Laid Back over here. Not even worrying about things that MIGHT happen, or things that couldn't possibly happen.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

Probably a good time to stock up on toilet paper and N95's!

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or like when Floridans voted to allow anyone who finished their prison sentence to be allowed to vote again, and FL gov said "how about we implement a poll tax instead?"

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I love inspirobot

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

You're whale cum.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A view is a saved query that pretends it's a table. It doesn't actually store any data. So if you need to query 10 different tables, joining them together and filtering the results specific ways, a view would just be that saved query, so instead of "SELECT * FROM (a big mess of tables)" you can do "SELECT * FROM HandyView"

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

No, you got it right. The right is trying to say that democrats are all baby murderers, and they're using the "post-birth abortion" phrase to act like "Look, this is what they call it, to pretend to themselves it's not actually murder. But we right-thinking republicans all know it's really murder" and the viewers goes "Wow, those baby-murdering democrats can even convince themselves they're not committing murder!" instead what they should REALLY be thinking which is "wait, are they really all murdering babies? Like really?"

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