If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?

I started reading and it took a few paragraphs to even remember that you already told me it was satire

What a relief

What is a repro

Theres only so many episodes of Bluey, and my kids want it on every single damn day, on autoplay.

I would also like to know. I NEED dora the explorer and peppa pig

It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t

https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/

All my enemies are saved in my contacts to be damn sure I don’t answer.

The system only breaks down when my kids start dialing random contacts.

Lemon Partiers

16 f cali

Oh fuck get the fuck outta here!

I ignored a medical debt until it disappeared from my credit report