If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?

I started reading and it took a few paragraphs to even remember that you already told me it was satire

[-] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Theres only so many episodes of Bluey, and my kids want it on every single damn day, on autoplay.

I would also like to know. I NEED dora the explorer and peppa pig

All my enemies are saved in my contacts to be damn sure I don’t answer.

The system only breaks down when my kids start dialing random contacts.

Oh fuck get the fuck outta here!

I ignored a medical debt until it disappeared from my credit report

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