I started reading and it took a few paragraphs to even remember that you already told me it was satire
What a relief
What is a repro
Theres only so many episodes of Bluey, and my kids want it on every single damn day, on autoplay.
I would also like to know. I NEED dora the explorer and peppa pig
It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
All my enemies are saved in my contacts to be damn sure I don’t answer.
The system only breaks down when my kids start dialing random contacts.
Lemon Partiers
16 f cali
Oh fuck get the fuck outta here!
I ignored a medical debt until it disappeared from my credit report
collegefurtrader
joined 2 years ago
If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?