If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?

Haha perfect

“How am I in this war?” Musk asked Isaacson. “Starlink was not meant to be involved in wars. It was so people can watch Netflix and chill and get online for school and do good peaceful things, not drone strikes.”

Calcium chloride I bet

I started reading and it took a few paragraphs to even remember that you already told me it was satire

Good

I’m pretty sure that’s explicit

Its a spicy broomstick

And porn! So much porn!

Excuse me, Biff BECAME President.

idk

Whatever the influencers are pushing this week.