“Bloodless if the left allows it.”

Jfc. I’m going to go listen to that it I can find it… but I won’t be in a rush.

I wish I didn’t have an easier time empathizing with animals than I did people; rats are so friggin’ cute

Hell if I watch an ant long enough I’ll find them cute too. Wiping dirt off their little antennae 🥺

I’m probably gonna die getting bit by a rabid raccoon as I try to pet them.

I’ve never considered it a paradox, more of an irony.

…but yes I was oversimplifying for funsies. “Bash the fash” as they say.

“I’m sorry!! I don’t know how this happened! Well, um, now that you’re here… wanna watch The Last Unicorn? I won’t sap this time!”

oh snap! you’re right! this is why I was on academic probation from film school! 😔

I guess we need to see him bone then?

Anytime I see him doing that fucking dance I just think of the end of Hereditary.

Um, Cade: The Tortured Crossing? It’s like you’ve never heard of Neil Breen.

It’s made the migration from Reddit as smooth as butter. It’s like I never left.

“Why are you talking like that?”

My account there is 19 years old and I’m starting to spend more time on Lemmy than I am Reddit.

My forum timeline’s been webcomic/livejournal forums > ytmnd & digg > reddit > lemmy

(Social media’s been Chat clients > MySpace > FB > Instagram > BeReal & Pixelfed)