[-] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 2 weeks ago

It's how they lure their human prey.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 2 weeks ago

My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don't be a big dick.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 41 points 4 months ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 41 points 8 months ago

Y'all don't give a shit about hiding it anymore ay.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 40 points 8 months ago

It depends, 3.8 tablespoons of water? Yeah thats a small amount, 3.8 tablespoons of fentynal? That's enough to kill a small town.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 11 months ago

Google: We are closing the Google Play Store and rebranding it as Android Market, we believe this better represents what our customer base requires.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 41 points 1 year ago

Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn't say as what.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 41 points 1 year ago

NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 1 year ago

Louise Fletcher is the Goat of making you utterly despise them.

Nurse Ratched.

Kai Winn..

I just ruined a whole bunch of people's days with 2 names.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 1 year ago

Get some thick over sized glasses that are that transparent brown colour on the rims, grow a thin but dirty moustache, only wear faded pastel tops and short stained shorts that are 1 or 2 sizes to small, ALWAYS show your belly, make sure to be overly friendly but never blink when making eye contact, sooner or later they'll all leave your house alone.

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