You know, kids in airports are usually really stressed and tired.

Nadella has lost his mind

I think Linus would agree that he's one of the all-time assholes in world history, but sometimes his heart is in the right place.

Jogging is practice for how humans killed pretty much all the megafauna in the world: exhaustion hunting.

Maaaaaaybe the USSR isn't the best example of a better society we want to be building.

I'm watching the whole ideological-purge thing happen in the US and it kinda sucks.

White? 50/50 you get away with it.

Latino? Black? Vietnamese? Ticket at minimum.

My Democratic rep has had two town halls, huge feisty crowds for both.

Well that's it folks. Democrats are going to be rushing to ensure they have enough trans blood on their hands.

Oddly, although I can use chopsticks to eat, I can not visualize what my grip is from these pictures. It's delegated entirely to my hand at this point and I don't think about it any more.

Mitch doesn't scare anybody any more now that he's only half there.

Every photo of him looks like he's barely hanging on.

Remember the AP Test people were delighted to gut their black history test to make Florida happy.

They're not heroes by any stretch.

Cause they're crooked.

Especially Thomas, holy cow.