“Canada will never be for sale”

“Never say never“

What a shitty way to treat a guest.

The best part of these pictures is that all of those other animals are just like “whatevs”

Villains rarely see themselves as villains. The worst of them strongly believe that they are the good guys.

I stopped reading at “Access” and just wept a silent tear for you.

How is this different than literally every other day?

Do you want a $30,000 iPhone? Cause this is how you got a $30,000 iPhone.

What has Adobe done to fuel my creativity? 25 years of copyright protection on their apps. And in all of that time, I have never paid to use a legit version of their most current app. Why? Because their DRM is overengineered and full of weaknesses that can easily be exploited by even the most novice user. Their paranoia combined with their incompetence has saved me tens of thousands of dollars over the decades.

Thanks Adobe!

Too late. I have no money.

Let this be the blueprint for any further state visits

I’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.