Big if true
Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car?
I'm pretty sure that there are spending caps on election ads once the writ is dropped, so this shouldn't come as a surprise since the CPC has been going full tilt for at least a year.
The real romance story is always in the comments.
Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know
Old phones stay hydrated.
I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.
Where's the beef?!
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
macro imagine
what about micro pene?
Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.
That's my regional variation.
Very common in the Middle East.