So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.
Step 1: Marble
Step 2: Gilded shit
Step 3: Whatever, done.
The genius of Trump's classy design taste.
It's basically the Trinity Broadcasting Network aesthetic, only with more makeup and worse hair.
I think that's a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot
That's on brand for USA. They don't call it a "third world country with a gucci belt" for nothing.
The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.
I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing
I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?
Well first, you have to take your socks off
And expose my piggies!?
The toilet's right next to a low window...
We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.
I know nothing about this but I wasn't under the impression that those special, "named" facilities ~~with gold stucco dragons around their portraits~~ in the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?
Well it's ruined in both regards. It's unusable and it looks like trash now.
Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.
I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.
I was thinking the same thing. Especially if you're elderly and not in great health...
It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.
It looks like some Bollywood muscleman's shitter.
Saddam had a bidet, huh.
yeah, trump is full of shit entering the bathroom and still full of shit after
Very common in the Middle East.
Trump thinks it's a low sink and uses a standing sink so he doesn't have to take out his risers
Keep his left hand cleaner.
Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.
It's where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.
I came here to make this joke. It's impossible to have an original idea on the internet. Kudos to you for beating me to it sir!
They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.
More like lincolon
Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?
You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs
Dictator Chic.
Y'know, there's blinds you can get that come up from the bottom to take care of that awkward placement so near the window. Let in the sky without mooning the tourists.
Tacky TACO
Looie Buitton Bidet!
The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?
Also it's way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass
Bold of you to assume that he uses the tp- it’s much more likely one of sycophants licks him clean. The tp is for other people.
Game recognise Game.
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