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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 months ago

Time to get pedantic: He says "where" not "because". These are just examples of things in the paradise city, not the criteria.

It's people thinking liking big butts somehow makes you unable to lie all over again.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Wait, are you telling me the lyrics aren't, "I like big butts therefore I cannot tell a lie"? I've been singing it wrong for years.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It was actually a deep discussion of sociopolitical topics of the time, if you listen to the whole album.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Your telling me that Sir Mix a lot has more than one song? Doubt.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago
[-] zerofk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I seem to remember some sort of Humpty Dance

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

More than one that became popular? No, much to his dismay. More than one at all? Holy crap yes, I think his discography contains no less than 4 albums.

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Yep, that bluesky post gets an F on text interpretation.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yeah but they're clearly the top selling points. when you describe a place you'd go for the important details. not like... "we should go to new york city; they have traffic signs and some buildings are gray"

[-] keisatsu@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

The lyrics were intended to be "where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly :)

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly

That has way too many syllables.

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

According to Slash it was originally "where the girls are fat, and they got big titties" but they knew it was never going to be on the release version.

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Honestly probably the most historical take on what makes a place paradise. Slash would be right at home in the early days of man, making fertility idols.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 2 months ago

Needed that NSFW flair, bud. Now I’m over here sporting a savage Woodrow.

[-] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the new band name. A Savage Woodrow.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm no expert but I think those faint lines used to be arms/hands? Or they just snapped off?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Don't need arms to make babies...

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well he makes a compelling description of paradise

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Well that makes a shitload more sense

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

'Grass normal color' might eventually be a luxury with global warming and ecological collapse.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The grass is part of the problem

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Lawns? Yes. Grass? No.

Native grasses are good for the ecosystem as long as it is not a monoculture.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The song was originally supposed to go

Take me down to the Paradise city,

where the grass is green and the girls are pretty green also

but it didnt really flow well.

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"Paradise" comes from Persian and means "beautiful garden"

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

It literally means "encircling boundary wall". It then started to mean "something encircled by a wall", which often happened to be gardens, and then it started to mean "garden".

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sooo back in the days a prison and a paradise would use the same word to describe it

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess it's more that the word paradise (paridayjah) could be used to describe anything encircled by a wall, whether it's a prison or a garden. I think at that time (when some form of proto-iranic was spoken) a paradise (as in heaven) would be something like hácmā.

[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

"Appetite for Destruction" is the album. You should also (accurately) assume that the singer is either high or drunk or both.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The lyrics of the rest of the song aren't that great

 Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
     Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe
           I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe

        Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

So either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The chorus is a vision of an ideal world while the verse is a picture of harsh reality. It points out the fallacy of the American dream.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Realistic and achievable. The secret to paradise is merely not to put it out of reach. Pretty deep message when you unpack it a little bit

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I live in California where the normal color for grass is a pale brown.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I live in the South, where the grass is extremely green and human rights are almost nonexistent

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I come from the Midwest where the color of grass and presence of human rights are wildly inconsistent

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

And the "grass" they reefer to in the song, might just get you prison time.

[-] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

I see what you did. Nice.

[-] riot@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe the message is that if you're easy to please, life is amazing.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

You know what they say.

Wherever you go. Well.. There you are.

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Lots of philosophers have independently come up with the idea that you can't get happiness by consuming more and more. Basically none have pushed the opposite (Ayn Rand is not a philosopher).

[-] credo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

This is why I almost always ignore sing lyrics. I almost always walk away disappointed, and feel down any time I hear the song afterward.

I bet you think I wrote this for you to read. You’re so vain. You, the person I’m talking to are so vain to think I’m talking to you.

TTFN

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

I’m so vain I probably thought this post was about me.

You, the person I’m talking to are so vain to think I’m talking to you.

Believing something like that without evidence, even if it's true, is crazy. That's what that line is about. It doesn't matter that the song actually is about them. The fact that they can believe it among all the other possibilities is why they're vain.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That's still a bit silly, given that the rest of the lyrics imply that they have history together. If I assumed that Alanis Morissette was singing about me, that would be absurdly vain, but Alanis Morissette's ex assuming that is much more reasonable.

Someone I had a history with once posted something long on Facebook that I thought was about me. It wasn't remotely.

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