my god they're all just straight up

I don't have a computer toucher job

I know this is easier said than done, but my preferred first step would've been to ask other tenants to help harass building management into installing lockable indoor bike racks. It's probably not gonna get anything done in itself, but it'll help get other people involved and thinking about the issue, because I bet other cyclists would like to have some place safe to lock their bikes outside of their living spaces.

goddammit greg

fuck you this is hilarious

go to the workplace Halloween party dressed as the jonkler, but it's just me in my regular clothes with the word "managed" written on my forehead

the pedals are completely vestigial on these non-adjustable flat saddle e-mopeds

Kalala-land Embarris

that's the best you're getting at 4AM

Biden has Za Warudo but like the opposite

I like the big bread stick

I can't believe they sold that many honestly. I figured there were only a few hundred of these death traps on the road.