beep boop i'm the internet of things you can't use your new printer without giving us your email, and also the website is down for the next two days so no one can make a new account right now, good luck on the job interview without your resume idiot beep boop

dumping a spoonful of ice cream and a peppermint candy cane into my coffee may seem decadent but i can assure you it was necessary in order to get rid of the holiday leftovers

said "unalived" as a joke after killing a bee in a minecraft server and got verbally jumped, the kids are alright if not slightly unhinged

local crows don't want anything to do with me or my freshly shelled peanuts

trying to remember a book another communist recommended me and all i remember is that the cover was red i think we might've been talking about Colombia at the time?

learned how to fold paper cranes, nobody can tell me shit

how did we as a society let pocket phones cost more than laptops like how'd they even get away with that one

strawberries on sale for 1.50 USD/pound i love spring been dying for smoothies/fruit salad

got cat called on a quick grocery run without my glasses but it was honestly lowkey so funny to me like who said that reveal urself

I started doing an exercise routine again. I forgot how much it sucks at the beginning, everything is so sore.

My next reps are gonna be two sets of straight snoozin' Might take me all day but I'm ready to make that commitment.

daring move to by biden to replace kamala with trump

a bit upset how uncreative they were with mushrooms