[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

It's so awful that these are harvested for skate boards. Are those sick ollies really worth it?

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Is it, though? The horses probably just trampled all over Humpty Dumpty, and THAT'S why he couldn't be put back together.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

That doesn't sound like what I experience at all. I am paralyzed in both the dream and real life. Sometimes I can even open my eyes and become semi-conscious - yet - I am still paralyzed.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They're free, you know? I have 6. Well, one of those is actually paid.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Oh, and your family is entirely unaffected by the size of the family jewels that are passed down? Well, la-di-da!

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

That must've smelled horrible.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Anybody else see distraught pregnant women on the tops of the trees?

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I caught some flak because my husband is 8 years younger. I reminded my family that they let my mom get married off at 14, and nobody brings it up anymore. Tennessee (USA), if you're wondering.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

But how well did you learn the language? (No snark, genuine question)

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Every morning headaches can be a sign of sleep apnea. Not saying you have it. Go to a doctor.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Our high school band director used to threaten to defenestrate us. His classroom was on the 1st floor and had no windows, so he of course meant it as a joke.

We all know the meaning of the word now.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is also something about him I find repulsive, but I tried to romance him anyway.

"It's not you. It's me. I have standards ." Edit: fixed

Sick burn. Made me like him a little more.

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