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All I think when I see this picture is "Moshi moshi Jesus desu"
Time for a safety meeting
About time to roast this bird 😶🌫️
You suck your cousin's tiny penis on Thanksgiving?
You don't?
We're discrete about it. Grandma is there, it's the right thing to do.
I don't get it. Are they going to smoke?
Ya, family holidays are stressful. If you smoke weed and know a relative smokes weed, it's tradition to "go for a walk" or have a "safety meeting" or "take out the trash" to break away from the main group and get some fresh air.
In my family it's my brother and his wife. Usually right after dinner.
And how does the family react when they come back in with red eyes and reeking of weed?
Well that’s what the safety meeting is for, planning on being safe when the family reacts badly
"Wanna blow the Horn of Gondor?"
I just say I'm stepping out for J, and then my auntie tells me to hold up while she puts her leg on because she's coming too.
This is why we love the Saints. Terrible at football but at least they know how to party after the game.
Gotta return a voicemail from my funky friend frank
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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