So weird to think that that all went down in 14 years. 2010 doesn't seem that long ago.

I'm not sure the drivers waiting for the light to change love it

I'm not sure you can say he never wanted to be president. He ran in 1988 and 2008 before running in 2020. It sounds more like he always wanted to be president, but I could believe he'd prefer to not feel like he has to run for another term.

I, for one, enjoy said green bean slop, especially with extra fried-to-unrecognizable onion strings

Wow, we're at 9 now?

As long as he cleans the stove after, there's still potential for a delicious meal

I didn't realize train robber was still an option

A friend of mine told me that when he worked at a grocery store as a teenager that he always liked being tasked with rounding up the grocery carts in the parking lot because he got to go outside and be by himself for a bit. I think about that a lot, but I also return my cart.

This doesn't seem to discriminate between people who choose not to own a car and people who can't afford to own a car.

Is 57th good or bad? I'm not really sure how to interpret your comment.

If never seen a more bath-friendly creature. Seemed suspicious of the situation, but was fully compliant.

AMOC - Atlantic meridional overturning circulation