One joke that both my kids loved at that age goes as follows:
There's this farmer who sits with his dog on a horse-drawn cart. Suddenly, the horse turns its head and says "Beautiful weather, boss!". Obviously, the farmer is stunned. Then the dog nudges him and says: "Huh that's funny. That horse just talked.".
I find it inconceivable that no one has mentioned 'The Princess Bride' yet.
If you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you are older than 6 years, you should not be allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery or have children.
No, you don't have a "challenge" for me. You have a problem and are trying to make it mine.
Bring in the downvotes, but Spotify. I listen to music several hours a day, both old and new and it helps me discover lots of new music and even genres. For me personally, that's worth the money.
Always English. I live in a country where developers are hard to find. Chances are that I will get colleagues who do not speak my native language (yet).
I recently told a seven year old that I am a wizard. I already have the beard and being a programmer, that is exactly what my customers feel about my work.
Running shoes because when you wear ill-fitting shoes, you will hurt yourself eventually.
Core developer of an open source software suite here. We make money by doing the following things:
This allows us enough income to develop the community part of the software.
Dvorak. I switched back in 2005 from qwerty and never looked back. I never looked forward either, so I may try out Colemak at some point in time. Workman looks solid for English, but I am not a native English speaker.
Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T and is full of T? A: A teapot
Yes! I totally forgot about Imajica. I need to re-read it.