eventually you get so old that they’re both 18 years old

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just disable the dysmorphia setting on zillow

image searching trump and biden is serious research

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They better not eliminate the convenience fee. Buying tickets online (techies call it e-commerce) is so novel that I feel we should all pay extra for the privilege of doing it.

why aren’t you canvassing

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this summer i got drunk and fell asleep in a hot tub. glad i didn’t drown! (my back was covered in cup-like marks from the air jets though. almost as bad)

devastating.

sending extremely good vibes to matt and crew, amber r., especially.

pretty natural reaction from people who get unsolicited and far-too-familiar replies to everything they say. their friend is in the hospital; give em a break.

why not 29 minutes? that too would save water, energy and time compared to a 30-minute shower. how did they land on 4? i think “19 minutes” would have looked nice too.