Turning the first black south Asian female president into an * or footnote like “president for 30 days” would be insane lmao

they are gonna get coup'ed lmao.

My parents seething

grown in a lab.

Wasn't like a year ago that city walls were oozing out black sludge? American cities were not designed to survive in extreme heat.

An Environmental Science & Technology study published in May sought to understand the public health impacts of a concurrent heat wave and blackout in three major American cities. The study found that if a multiday heat wave and electrical grid failure occurred simultaneously in Phoenix, the city’s residents would be in extreme danger.

Half of Phoenix’s 1.6 million residents would need urgent medical attention, and 1% of the population, or 13,250 people would die. The study said this would create a crisis for the city with fewer than 3,000 emergency room beds.

https://www.statepress.com/article/2023/08/phoenix-heat-waves-blackouts-risk

It’s well and good, but only if you end up on the news for funneling it to Hamas or a Transgender Kids shelter.

Cumulative inflation means that prices are up 18%, at least since you took office and wage increases have not kept pace.

Since who took office? Since I took office?

This is incredibly exciting. I wonder how she is gonna tackle Mexico’s climate challenges

The tik tok lawsuit is gonna be so fucking funny.

what are their reasons for bankruptcy?

don't be too hard on yourself - a) he probably didn't read all of these and it is some intern's job to make this list b) reading for fun and reading for information are too different skills. You can buy a book on philosophy, skim 50% of it and deep dive into a single chapter.

Joe is going to die of old age in like three weeks

one would hope