panasonic microwave from 1996. I hope i don't jinx it by posting about it here. Gigabyte Ultra Durable mainboards. IBM Model M keyboard PROXXON tools

Thank you!

NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

This is a very brave person

Calling it "supercommute" is such a stupid thing. It should be called "stupidcommute" or maybe "commoronute".

Well, not to brag, but today i sneezed so loud that a neighbour 2 houes down and across yelled "bless". So, yeah, kind of famous.

It's going to be hillarious to see them trying to get rid of him.
There is not enough popcorn on this continent for that.

My car keeps screaming at me to keep my hands on the wheel, WHILE I'M FUCKING HOLDING IT.

The only thing to learn from this is that you don't let software developers write fiction.

They should, might be in a better mood then..

Should have called them "overhead projector sheets" and pushed them all into utter confusion.

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.