[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

"can i run the government?"

yes, just place your head through this hole and we'll pull the big lever that makes you god-king

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

So what is being teleported? The state of the two entangled particles?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

this was published when Nvidia was already 8% down in after hours trading

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago

it looks like AI

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago

watching my kid scream and cry because I had to explain what "killing yourself" is after she asked too many prompts at bedtime

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago

posting this with my one free arm while in the ICU before they put me in an induced coma

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago

""radical"" political orgs using wordpress (to the point of not even bothering to change the favicon) are honeypots. prove me wrong.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

next week: RIP president Faye dead to fifteen shots to the back of the head and falling off his balcony in a tragic suicide. a note in his office demands immediate succession to his confidant Macaron d'Emanuelle

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 months ago

capitalism will do that to you. even the maintainers call it that

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

because sometimes people take them and feel "high" and one of the pillars of global capitalism is the puritanical "suffering is virtuous" ideology that targets drugs that have any positive emotional effect.

It's why we so heavily target opiates*, cannabinoids, and amphetamines.

* yeah even if opiates aren't as safe as other drugs they're important for pain management and their stigma, not their safety, is what drives their repression.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago

So they sold their data for a one off payment and stuffed the platform with so many bots and astroturf accounts that it is effectively poisoned against being a reliable source for future AI data licensing.

Yeah they're so fucking cooked hahahahaha

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago

"I am a black man and Obama has done nothing to help me" moment

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