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[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

I'd like to add to this, last time Americans were deployed in Britain properly (WW2), they were made to watch training videos about how they need to be less racist.

They then tried to stop black soldiers going into the British pubs anyway, so some Brits started barring US soldiers from their pubs unless they were black.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

some Brits started barring US soldiers from their pubs unless they were black.

heartbreaking

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago

Imagine being so racist you need the Brits to tell you to cool it

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

A similar thing happened in Australia, culminating in the Battle of Brisbane

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Satan: “whoa, that’s a little evil even for ME!”

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In a lot of ways, Britain did the first 'woke' capitalism. Ending the slave trade on their own terms has turned out to be a two hundred year masterstroke in letting themselves off the hook, while retaining control over all their colonies (for a good extra century)

Then the war happens - all they had to be was less racist than Hitler, and they needed manpower anyway, so they enlist the whole commonwealth into their ranks.

Post war, they encourage immigration to Britain not only to rebuild the country, as the classic Windrush narrative goes, but also because if they don't, the commonwealth will side with the various communist revolutions going on. Winston Churchill is even quoted to have said so.

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

anakin-padme-1 We're liberating Great Britain.

anakin-padme-2 By eliminating the monarchy, right?

anakin-padme-3

anakin-padme-4 By eliminating the monarchy, right?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 11 months ago

They will loot the monarchy and install it in Washington like they always secretly wanted.

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Wait, does this mean we are turning into the code gayass timeline?

I want my mech to be pink

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

No, it's like with Cyberpunk, no cool things like VR, AV's or cyborgisations, only bad ones like climate crisis and widespread poverty. Same with this, no mechs, only Charles and William.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

I had the same idea

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

uh oh

he's made me ready to die for my country

the first ounce of patriotism I've felt in years

rule Britannia

you can take my childhood alcoholism from my cold dead hands

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

the us invading the uk would be really good for convincing people the west is a set of us client states rather than independent democracies

[-] Eco@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

i will die before i see an american flag flying over staines or milton keynes

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

i don't rate much about this country but the ability to have the odd drink at when you're 8 is certainly one upside. having to wait til 21 is mad.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

In certain US states (most of them?), it's legal for people under 21 to drink alcohol with parental supervision. Ironically, being exposed to Old Milwaukee Lite piss-water when I was about 7 made me stay away from booze until I was 21.

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

yeah genuinely - i feel like associating vodka with my mother/family events much more strongly than Cool Fun Parties definitely helped dull the lustre of going wild when i turned 18, and "underage" drinking made sure i knew my limits by the time i went out into the world on my own. its good for the soul and that's why the average amerikkkan is Like That 😔🙏

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

same.. except i was 17 when started drinking which was at least 2 years after my friends began pestering me to drink with them

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah but the functional drinking age is actually much lower, like the first time I got drunk with friends we were 12

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

You sound like you're from Wisconsin. I guess we're not so different after all.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

General Cornwallis after I use time travel to convince him of the importance of not losing the revolutionary war against the 13 Colonies:

"So you're telling me that in 250 years some sort of baron of horseless carriages and goldless money will convince the Colonists to invade Mother England?"

[-] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mexico, (edit: because I forgot) Canada (), Greenland, and now UK. It's giving Fourth Reich

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Man in the High Castle but instead of the world split between Nazis and Imperial Japan it's split between the US and Israel

[-] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 11 months ago

Well played

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Who's the third wheel?

[-] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Trump also talked about making Canada the 51st state.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Here's how Irish Reunification can still happen in 2025:

Edit:
anti-thatcher-actionsolidarityi-love-killing-people

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Ah fuck it, if America is gonna point its military brutality at someone England’s probably the third one I’d want it pointed at.

There are only two countries that I would support the US trying to invade, Israel and Saudi Arabia. England I don’t support it but I’m less opposed than if it was any other country.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

How do you feel about the rest of the U.K. and NI?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

leading a dozen Yankee dogs into a field of punji traps by placing signs to free healthcare and donuts along their patrol route

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago
[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If brits can agree on anything its hating americans... Too fucking noisy and don't queue properly

[-] DeathToBritain@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

so uh I guess I'm gonna end up meeting a bunch of you on opposite sides of the battlefield then? we gonna make any plans? drinks or something?

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

KKK chapter gets into stabbing match over argument on who’s the most racist.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Santa heard my prayers.

ANGLOSPHERE INTRA-FACTIONAL WAR NOW!! lets-fucking-go

I want King Charles and the Nonce Family to be the new underground hole meme.

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Critical support for the US restarting the troubles

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Uncritical support to the Bloke's Resistance Army in their struggle against US imperialism

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

They can be the 53rd state

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