I'm never gunna attract the worm :'(

more like why do I have 47,348 indeed job alerts even though I've repeatedly blocked them and flagged as spam

sovereign citizens and logic very rarely come hand in hand

wait, they don't come from egg plants?

bro relax it's just burrito tape

Years ago I received a promotion after just a month of starting and one dude started spreading rumors about me to get me fired, claiming he was more deserving of the position since he had been there longer. But he was only there because they were so short staffed that even someone such as himself who'd do a day's worth of work over the course of a week couldn't be fired without screwing up everybody else's schedules. I referred some friends and once they were hired he was out the door. Hit me up on LinkedIn about a month later asking for a reference. There are some serious clowns out there.

I pulled my bed out to grab something that fell behind, forgot to push it back, turned off my light and went to lay down. Stubbed my pinky toe into the leg of the bed frame so hard that I broke two metatarsal. I already had arthritis and tendonitis along with an as of yet diagnosed neurological condition. It ended my welding career and made most general labor positions impossible, and with no office or administrative experience, I'm at a tremendous loss and now navigating the nightmare that is qualifying for disability assistance in the US with no insurance and no money for a doctor to get the proper medical records.

sounds like a challenge

Geez I don't know, maybe it's because tobacco is wildly more toxic and carcinogenic. Maybe it's because tobacco causes hundreds of thousands of deaths every year. Or perhaps it's because tobacco is loaded with thousands of equally as toxic additives. Just spit balling here.

not falling for this shit again lol. it'll be canceled by may

my toes are now bluer than they were before. did I miss a step?

not only that but an anvil made of aluminum would dent and deform with just the slightest blow from a steel hammer, it's really soft stuff. not too mention the weight difference or even a simple magnet test