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[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 150 points 7 months ago

Railing against corporations is cool. Not understanding the difference between a right and a licensed privilege is not.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 65 points 7 months ago
[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 68 points 7 months ago

OP stands for original poster, pressing is an act of VIOLENCE, but also something that’s done to grapes. Grapes are VIOLET coloured, this means that the OP is trying to turn us into soylent GREEN. I am a natural born fruitcase, not a product to be sold by the STATE.

[-] wahming 10 points 7 months ago

Fruitcake *

[-] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago

Okay this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Oh oh I know how they answer this one!

Make me, motherfucker

Am I doing it right? Can I buy my sovcit card now?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 15 points 7 months ago

Yes, for only USD$59.95 plus shipping.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

WHAT just take it out of my secret government bank account

and stop oppressing me 🐍

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 111 points 7 months ago

"Thank you, sir, I understand. Unfortunately, this is a US road and as a visiting alien, you are not allowed to operate your vehicle on it."

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 49 points 7 months ago

The issue is that they don't believe the US government is legitimate. From what I've gathered, they think that the real US is theirs by right, and that the entity that we know of as the government is essentially a parasitic corporation that has convinced everyone it's the real governing body so that we fund it with our taxes. Though, even if you had a logical explanation within the confines of their worldview as to why they can't drive without a license, they'd still pretend they had some excuse not to listen to it.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago
  1. US govt not real

  2. Convince people to pay taxes to fake government

  3. Fake govt has the ability to enforce laws

  4. Therefore becomes actual govt

  5. 🤔

  6. Real govt

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[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

the entity that we know of as the government is essentially a parasitic corporation

So they're not entirely wrong

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago

Correct, but the difference is that it's legitimate AND parasitic. So we can't just ignore it like they want to.

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

Doesn't even matter if it's legitimate. If you ignore them, they can and will fuck you up. That matters a lot.

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[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

Okay, but they're still driving on the property of that parasitic corporation. Since they didn't contribute any taxes towards building it, they don't have any rights on that road.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Well they believe it's parasitic in that the US somehow funds the roads, while the parasitic government company doesn't. It's not true, but they don't believe the government does literally anything but take the people's money.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

These guys read the SCP archives and see it as actual history, don't they?

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[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 62 points 7 months ago

Just arrived in the mail, that government setup, so you can prove to the government that you aren't part of their system, using their system....

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

What do you think their power, water, sewage, gas and garbage-pickup bill for the month was?

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

Doesn't matter, they'll ask on their fb group what coupon they can send in to void it all out

[-] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Paid using US Dollars.

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[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago

Isn’t it funny how anti-corporate they are while actively posting on a corporate owned website?

[-] Magrath@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

If nobody knows their a sovereign citizen are they really a sovereign citizen?

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[-] CodeName@infosec.pub 42 points 7 months ago

Uh, what exactly is the purpose of the leet-speak letter/number substitutions? Is it to blend in with the other license plates so the cops won't notice? Is there some wacky sov-cit "logic" going on here? Does it just look cool?

Also: "2nd Edition" gave me a hearty chuckle.

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago

I think it's the first and third one

[-] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

sovereign citizens and logic very rarely come hand in hand

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Probably because "Private" was already taken, but that's assuming that all of these "license plates" are stored in some central database, which I doubt is the case.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

Bonus traffic stop script included

Oh please tell me there's a link to that text!?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[-] confusedwiseman@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

There’s either a lot more users than we thought on lemmy, or their site is really bad.

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago
[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

If I were a less ethical person I could apparently make a good bit of money off these people. Its amazing.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

But then you’d have to deal with them. How much is your sanity worth

[-] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

A good email filter and low expectations of customer support make it easy. They're also idiots when it comes to the law, so a cheap lawyer can take care of that part.

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[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 25 points 7 months ago

The secret message is revealed!!!

1 4 3 = I Love You.

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Drink more Ovaltine.

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[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah that won't attract attention at ALL.

Once again, some dumbass gonna get shot doing this shit.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 22 points 7 months ago

Is it legal to sell these kind of things?

I’m fed up with these people and could use the extra money.

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago

Sure, it’s legal to sell them. For all the seller knows you’re just hanging them on the wall of your man cave or using them for target practice. The seller could even cover his ass with a disclaimer not to put them in a car.

It’s the moron that actually uses them on a car that’s violating the law.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 27 points 7 months ago

"Disclaimer: this product is not recognized by any authority of the US/Canadian government"

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[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Just like selling bongs "for tobacco use only" 😂

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[-] moitoi@feddit.de 11 points 7 months ago

No more corporate rule for me and mine!!!

With buying the plates...

[-] gennygameshark@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I can't wait to see this dingbat on bodycam... 😁

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I bet they sell multiples of that ‘number’ which adds more charges

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[-] theodewere@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago

this is not a "car" as you call it, this is my "PRIVATE mode of CONVEYANCE"

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