Bulk ordered from Ali Express

If you feel like you don't need your medication anymore, that means the medication is working, and doing what it was prescribed to do.

Trump isn't used to fact checking, or people having valid clarification questions. His whole thing is being loud and repeating talking points so people agree with him.

They don't "own" a "car", they're in possession of a conveyance...

If you're really lucky, the CEO might show you a picture of the third yacht your hard work and dedication got him!

Sorry...

I slapped this together without proofreading

I'm getting "Twitch plays Pokemon" vibes...

Ask James where his giant tits went

My rules for drunken Mario Party are easy:

Take a shot when you:

• Roll a 10

• Get a Star

• WIN a mini game

The people who are good at the game get drunk first, and become no-so-good anymore.

Undertale is a great game.

...too bad about the fans.

The Gundam Firing Squad is out for repairs, and they couldn't find a pen to write his name in the Death Note.

And then the guys look around & start geeking out over each other's knives.