They forgot water balloons! impossible to pick up all of them

do you think Putin has anything to do with this? political enemies falling out of windows is his MO!

a very philosophical question. Like the age old "Are hot dogs sandwiches?" debate

Jerry Manders could probably govern better than most politicians these days!

excel 4 lyfe

i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

unjabbed is the most ridiculous new word that will end up in the dictionary in a few years...

So i requested my fav Perl Jam song and sat by my radio with a blank tape in and my finger on the record button. When the radio DJ called Perl Jam classic rock, that's when i knew i was old!!

My kid's iPad should be studied in a lab to discover new bacteria.

preach!