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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 42 points 7 months ago
[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

OP uses mittens. Knitted mittens.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

They’re easier to suck clean.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

Boil your pasta in it to enjoy the flavors without the risk.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

I've done lots of construction and many years ago I started wearing rubber gloves every time I do dishes. I used to not wear gloves but there's nothing like losing big chunks of your callouses from dish pan hands.

And if you play guitar and want to maintain callouses on your fingertips, you have to wear gloves all the time.

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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 28 points 7 months ago

I worked as a dishwasher when I was in high school and you get over this real quick.

Because at least you're not cleaning up shit after someone destroyed the bathroom.

[-] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • laughs in european sinks *
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago
[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago
[-] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 7 months ago

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

That's a Chad move right there

[-] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago
[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

I've lived in Europe my whole life and only ever seen that system in the bathroom. But I also have a rather nice dishwasher because life is too short to spend it standing over the sink like a fucking chump.

[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I love washing dishes. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast, and it's better than fishing for me. Especially after a party of some sort, when there's shitload of them

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Wanna be my roommate?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

I used to hate doing dishes but then I discovered the podcast+dishes combo and it's like magic because somehow I can be entertained and productive at the same time!

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

European sinks are typically much larger than American or Canadian sinks, so it's likely that the person climbed inside of their sink and was laughing while inside of it.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

My kitchen sink is massive as are my friend's. Where do you think we wash our SUVs?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 months ago

just wash your hands afterwards, what's the issue?

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The texture of that top layer film

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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Do you have a problem putting your hand into a toilet bowl filled with shit and piss? If so, what's the issue? Just wash your hand afterwards.

The issue isn't that your hand will be forever tainted. Disgusting things are disgusting, even if they don't have a lasting impact.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago
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[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

This is some grade a baby ass shit

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

[-] 01011@monero.town 12 points 7 months ago

If you rinse your plates as soon as you finish eating then you need not worry about such things. Filth begets more filth.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Seeing these posts make me glad I worked in food service to power through my autism.

Like someone else said, washing a buffet for 100 will get you through that shit quick. Same with food pickieness. Making assembly line style food and seeing how much really goes on from start to finish was an eye opener.

Fucking hated it but was worth it for perspective.

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

TIL that one can "power through autism".

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just wash under running water. I know, it's wasting water, but i have a dishwasher now, so i rarely have to do it manually.

My partner often uses a bowl for dishwashing, you can just tip the water out without inserting your hand.

If you have a plug it may be a good idea to use one with a chain.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

I always have tongs next to the sink because of this. Nasty bones in the garbage disposal? Tongs. Clogged drain. Tongs.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

the things you put on your feet?

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Those are called thongs in some countries, but not tongs afaik. Also the US doesn't call them thongs, so this is for those people confused by this. Tongs are those things that are kind of like chop sticks but joined at the end so they can grab stuff - usually from hot places like a grill or stove.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Sorry, I'm not a native speaker so I had no idea what those grabber things were called, thanks for explaining!

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Is this like the poop knife I keep hearing about?

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

that’s so clever i can’t believe i didn’t think of this

[-] time_fo_that@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Just don't confuse them for ones you use to cook lol

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Laughs in Dishwasher

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Then you have to wash it! Help I'm stuck in recursion!

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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[-] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 6 points 7 months ago

Forgot to turn off trash disposal

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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

I used to get "reusable gloves" but they wear out too easily so then I bought some industrial use silicone dipped gloves for handling lye but instead I use them exclusively for dishes and cleaning now. I have a second pair for handling lye and other caustic chemicals.

[-] rachthegoldberg@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

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