It's hardly surprising these are the same super assholes who think that capitalism can work as long as you put 20,000 pounds of restrictions and safeguards on it to make sure it doesn't melt the planet down in an effort to sell more fossil fuels... Oh wait that already happened?

Yeah definitely wouldn't want a weak republican party then the Dems would actually have to do the things instead of just running in place forever.

It's probably worse. Nickelback came from Alberta. And Jordan Peterson. I can't think of anyone good this god forsaken province has produced.

Let's not insult

He's a fountain of charisma compared to

Bingo, it's like star trek but without biological hubris. You want to turn yourself into a weird sentient tree thing? Go for it. You want to fuck off and live by yourself just thinking about stuff? Go nuts. You want to murder murder murder? Well you'll have to talk to some minds first but the space CIA can probably find some space fascists for you to let out all that murder on.

Unironically I would adore being given strict demands on how much produce they need and then trying to accomplish that for the glory of the state. Would make for a fun change of pace rather than just growing a quadrillion star fruits and turning them into wine.

Oh no, china won't listen to us guys!

"As a wayward economic actor, dumping electric cars in Western markets and threatening to withhold critical minerals needed by high-tech industries."

How dare they use their economic might to, checks notes, make electric cars affordable around the world? And also how dare they use the national resources they possess, don't they know a corporation could more inefficiently make heaps of profits off them? If china actually fixes the problems of the world how will our multinational corporations make profit for doing nothing?

Death to America and her allies.

If you can fold underwear you can fold the American flag. What more is there?

How much more sex do I need to have with my girlfriend?

Also call the volcel police my fluids are in danger.

Unfortunately, north america is completely checked out on basic prevention these days. They did like 6 months of pseudo isolation and the need for brunch and a night out with the bros/ ladies night, was too strong.

It's a good thing we didn't all get infected with a disease that seemingly makes us more vulnerable to future infections... And I'm sure everyone regularly goes for updated flu shots.

EVERYONE GETS A CRAB! AND YOU WILL DANCE WITH IT!

In 30 years they'll find the remnants of computers and assume graphics cards were just funky portable heating units. Back then the planet still got cold after all, so people needed a way to stay warm.

Now remove the outliers from the millennial group (basically Zuckerberg who has fully half of all the millennial groups wealth) and the line is even worse.