Amazon is already just AliExpress with a middlebezos, I'm not sure what this realistically changes

hell AliEx can get stuff to me in Colombia faster than Amazon can these days

let them fight

Me, watching a cheap Chinese electric car get its battery hotswapped at a service station: Mom, can we get some technological innovation?

Mom: we have technological innovation at home

The technological innovation at home:

it's coming apart because America is dismantling it

an epic, world-historic self-own

stop it why does nobody ever lathe anything good

if your job is generating bullshit then the bullshit generators are a godsend

it seems like they want to escalate no matter what and don't really need an excuse. I think the incentive actually runs the other way, their air defenses not being all they were cracked up to be would be hella embarrassing and potentially really destabilizing for domestic public opinion

they're fascists, so they're going to be like "was that supposed to hurt? I'm laughing actually," and also depending on the rhetorical need in any given moment Iran will either be not a significant threat or it will be imperative that Israel's mighty wehrmacht wipes them off the face of the earth

gotta find the line that will keep the secret service/FBI from coming to your door but will still give political ghouls' social media interns PTSD

that's how you know it was Russians and not the British trying to make it look like Russians

he's getting there, that's the most coherent cush tweet I've seen since the stroke

If Zaluzhny would just clap more and believe harder Ukraine could transcend material reality and tap into the Great Narrative to achieve victory

buh-byeeeee