Army, the US, aliens and God

reasonably workin' their way from least to most powerful

Am I out of touch? No, it's the rest of the world who is wrong

Google SEO enshittification speedrun. you thought it was bad now? just wait until the SEO cretins start getting their sad, grasping little brains around the contents of this leak

Nobody grills outside of the United States

It's a US-exclusive freedom paid for with the blood of poor kids with few options and their sacrificial victims on the other side of the world

lol if KFC doesn't have the Chinese market anymore they will be a cold shadow of their former corporate selves

I intensely hate that they call what gippities do "reasoning"

a swing and a miss from the universe

dystopian capitalist hellscape food, now at dystopian capitalist hellscape prices!

"aw oops fuck my bad guys"

Bill Maher's one correct take

everybody gets one I guess

Would somebody do me a favor and sink that stupid island already

Well that'll get exactly one vote