[CW Meat] Remember the reason for the season: memorial day (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I had a priest bless the hot dogs I'm going to eat tonight.

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[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago

Remember, if the Taliban won, you would have to be grilling Halal meats. Good thing that didn't happen.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

the taliban did win

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

That's the joke.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

inshallah-script This would be dope lmao

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Kebabs, shawarmas...? Don't threaten me with a good time! sicko-pig

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

At a Halal cookout, someone would probably at least hook me up with some falafel without being weird about it lol

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

If the nazis won we'd all be grilling bratwurst but lower quality!! And eating hamburgers!!

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If the Brits won the war of 1812, we'd have to fry fish instead of grill and cover our entire meals in malt vinegar!

I had to top my hot dog with Gochujang today because we didn't win the Korean War yet.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Fuck h*mburgers, in this house we eat liberty sandwiches like god intended

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

grillman "That's right son, if Da Troops didn't kill children around the world, we wouldn't have the freedom to kill children like you here in meat factories. And without that child labor, these meat tubes would be slightly more expensive. Well, the price probably wouldn't actually change, but shareholder profit wouldn't be maximized..."

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 42 points 6 months ago

Can I still grill veggie dogs instead of hunting my own American soldiers to grill?

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Don’t forget the liquid smoke

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nobody grills outside of the United States

It's a US-exclusive freedom paid for with the blood of poor kids with few options and their sacrificial victims on the other side of the world

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

People outside of the USA grill disgusting vegetables, seriously who in their right mind eats things from the ground?

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Burger country

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

it'd be more efficient to make sausage directly out of the troops

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

taking-restraint

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Holy shit, I thought I was eating innocent animals and now you tell me I was eating US soldiers this whole time? I'm going to order my next burger with double beef

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Remember to fuck your nearby dependent

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Eating imperialists is vegan.

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

We had to take over that oil refinery. Otherwise, the terrorists who hate us for our freedom would have undercut good American companies on the international crude market. We had no choice.