this is going to be the lowest turnout election of all time

CyberTruck™ is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

it's small claims at that figure, and tesla probably won't even send anyone to oppose it

trading blood for a place to live, it's vampirism with an extra step

Going straight to airdrops tacitly confirms that the flour massacre was intentional

it makes perfect financial sense but I've never actually seen that happen haha

what I see is that once a project is finished it gets outsourced further to employees or contractors in south asia who know even less than the consultants did

leave no witnesses

What do you want to bet they don't even have a guy yet

did that kid on the left's head just explode, Scanners style?

Sounds like he's praying on his way up to the tank? Or is that Arabic for "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit"

he's working out of Kissinger's blood magick grimoire to get some of that sweet sweet immortality

die you miserable old piece of shit