[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

remember when Tesco products were white packages with blue stripes?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 month ago

For anyone wondering, this is the rain scene from Sausage Party (2016) when the chocolate eclair tries weed for the first time.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 months ago

We hunted the samples at nightfall and subjected them to relentless, unforgiving scrutiny.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 months ago

What's a mondrian

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 51 points 3 months ago

But I like my tech. I just wish it didn't spy on me, and that we had better batteries for solar so that I can use my stuff guilt-free

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

GPL and MIT are at a beer hall.

MIT jumps on a table. "Anyone who sits at this table, has a beer on me!" yells MIT, and is met with a roar of applause.
GPL jumps on another table. "Anyone who sits at this table, has a beer on me, but only if they share it with a friend" says GPL, and is met with a small confused smattering of applause.

As the day goes on, people start to populate the tables, drinking to their health, to their gods, and to their loved ones. The MIT table is clearly more popular, with the chicken dance in full swing as people clink their mugs; a stark contrast to the GPL table singing depressing songs like Ay Carmela and everyone topping off each others beers with their own.

Finally the day comes to an end and the High Waiter comes to take payment.
The GPL table weren't really paying attention to who owes what to who with all the beer topping, so they just count the number of people and the number of beers, and throw a pile of scrunched up coins at the waiter which he genially sorts and accepts.

The MIT table pat each other farewell, and assure the waiter that MIT himself will settle the debt. However, once the table clears, MIT is nowhere to be found in sight. As GPL goes to grab his coat from the cloakroom, he spots MIT coming back from the bathroom, unaware that the party is over.

"Hey", says GPL, "your friends have left and you need to settle your tab."

MIT looks out of the window and sees all the people he has been drinking with leaving in flashy cars, and limousines. He stares at his wallet.

"I don't get it." he says, "I gave them free beer, and this is how they repay me?"

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 53 points 5 months ago

from the tardygrade's perspective is it playing a large violin or a normal-sized cello?

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Three of the main characters were the same actor, and yet there are shots with all of them in the same scene. When I saw this as a young adult I didn't even notice that Mike Myers was playing three roles and was genuinely dumbfounded years later when I found out.

How did they do those scenes so seamlessly?

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It's a 2016 game. It has cutesy pixel graphics. That's literally all I know, but it has been spamming my frontpage for two weeks now, despite me not being subscribed to this community.

Why now?

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... and now for the resolution! I took all the suggestions from Last Week's Comic to heart and tried to come up with something that satisfied most of them:

List of Idea Contributors:

Author Say Malicious Funny Crash Butt Music British Romance Beer
@T00l_shed@lemmy.world X X
@limelight79@lemm.ee X X
@RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee X
@TOModera@lemmy.world X Hay
@wabafee@lemmy.world X X
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world X X X
@fpslem@lemmy.world X X
@superkret@feddit.org X X
@pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca X X
@odd@feddit.org Hospital Hospital
@Deestan@lemmy.world Lawyer
@hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl X
@Venat0r@lemmy.world X
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world X
@Maultasche@lemmy.world X
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today Sexy
@Samsy@lemmy.ml X
@RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee X
@Boozilla@lemmy.world Grey Poupon
@TheFriar@lemm.ee Friendly
@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz Race
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works X
@bigboismith@lemmy.world Penis
@x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com Existential
@Ignotum@lemmy.world Existential


New premise out in a few days!

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Any recommendations for low-impact tools I can use to better understand the activity of expired processes?

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You decide what happens next. Outcome dependent on two factors: how much I like the answer, and how many votes it got.

Updates weekly.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 55 points 9 months ago

Kids seem more aware of toxic behaviours and seem to clock their mental health better than I ever did. Even 10 years ago, talking about mental health was considered a taboo.

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I've moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now.

I've tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it's been... life changing.

What else should I be trying?


Edit: Recommendations so Far

| Item                   | Type       | # | Users                                                                                                             | Variants                                                                                                   |
|------------------------+------------+---+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Burrito                | Burrito    | 9 | EstraDoll, NineMileTower, whotookkarl, ZombiFrancis, Makhno, ashok36, CalcProgrammer1, Zahille7, nullboi          | 5 layer / Crunchy / Supreme / Cantina Chicken / Bean & Rice / Cheesy / Grilled cheese / with steak / Beefy |
| Gordita                | Gordita    | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat                                                                                                  |                                                                                                            |
| Chalupa                | Chalupa    | 7 | Tehhund, JusticeForPorygon, ducklingone, roux, Mesa, zod000, some_guy                                             | deep fried Gordita / supreme beef                                                                          |
| Cinnamon twists!       | Dessert    | 1 | Leeks                                                                                                             |                                                                                                            |
| Baja Blast             | Drink      | 4 | acetanilide, Shiggles, NineMileTower, Zahille7                                                                    |                                                                                                            |
| Chicken flatbread melt | Flatbread  | 1 | CalcProgrammer1                                                                                                   |                                                                                                            |
| Fries                  | Fries      | 3 | roux, Lettuce eat lettuce, HubertManne                                                                            | Nacho / potatoes?                                                                                          |
| Value menu Hero        | Menu       | 1 | EstraDoll                                                                                                         |                                                                                                            |
| Breakfast Menu         | Menu       | 3 | Florn, TheRealKuni, HubertManne                                                                                   |                                                                                                            |
| Mexican Pizza          | Pizza      | 2 | ducklingone, ouRKaoS                                                                                              |                                                                                                            |
| Quesadillas            | Quesadilla | 6 | acetanilide, Shiggles, CalcProgrammer1, propter_hog, PrincessLeiasCat, whotookkarl                                | Cantina Chicken                                                                                            |
| Sauce                  | Sauce      | 6 | AquaTofana, Tehhund, CalcProgrammer1, anon6789, ashok36, ouRKaoS                                                  | Diablo / Fire / Green                                                                                      |
| Soft tacos             | Taco       | 4 | Kit, Tehhund, ZombiFrancis, whotookkarl                                                                           | Basic beef / Potato                                                                                        |
| Tacos                  | Taco       | 2 | PmMeFrogMemes, fluxion                                                                                            | Double-decker / Doritos locos /                                                                            |
| Cheesy Gordita Crunch  | Taco       | 4 | PmMeFrogMemes, databender, NineMileTower, teawrecks                                                               |                                                                                                            |
| Crunch Wrap Supreme    | Wrap       | 8 | Lettuce eat lettuce, CalcProgrammer1, NineMileTower, queermunist, AquaTofana, ZombiFrancis, anon6789, HubertManne | Breakfast / black bean / Supreme                                                                           |
| Pintos and cheese      | Side       | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat                                                                                                  |                                                                                                            |
#+TBLFM: $3='(length (string-split $4 ","))
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No, KMS modules are typically too intrusive and you have to rebuild the kernel every single time you update it. I recommend just using normal FOSS drivers to kill yourself, or even trying to stay fully in userspace if the application lets you.

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For years, this site served millions diligently, but was taken down today by DMCA

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Ours plays the 1979 hit Music Box Dancer which is weird because it's definitely not public domain.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQzA8NTuLA

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 55 points 10 months ago

Japan is still recovering from the last two

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  • Newpipe (adfree YouTube client)
  • Thunder (responsive Lemmy client)
  • Geometric Weather (great weather app)
  • FBreader (low resource eBook reader)
  • KDE connect (sync between phone and laptop)
  • Glider (HackerNews app)
  • Orgzly (needlessly complex org-mode renderer)
  • Skymap (Position-aware constellation viewer)
  • Open Camera (impressive photo app)
  • PianOli (fun piano app)
  • Moonlight (game streaming client)
  • WLANScanner (find hidden WiFi camera/devices/networks in hotels)
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