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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 142 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying "Yepyepyep" and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.

Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I'mma make you sad too.

RIP Judith

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

“How dare this stranger bring up my slightly advanced age! Here’s a child that was brutally murdered. Now we’re even!”

[-] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 24 points 1 month ago

Goddamn.

I respect the brutality, if nothing else

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

OP didn't mean to make us sad :(

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even more fun, she was sexually assaulted by her father multiple times. Police were involved because of the constant abuse. It fucked with her psychologically, and her mother kept hesitating to take action

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[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago

What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

OP is just looking after your health is all

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 month ago

For anyone wondering, this is the rain scene from Sausage Party (2016) when the chocolate eclair tries weed for the first time.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Get out of here you lying heathen!

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just FYI for anyone that is wondering about colonoscopies:

The American Cancer Society recommends that people at average risk* of colorectal cancer start regular screening at age 45.

…the disease is rising sharply in people under age 50, most of whom are years away from getting their first screening

So get a colonoscopy. Got mine at 45, it was absolutely NBD. They give good knockout drugs if you like, you have a nice nap and that’s it. Even the laxative is a non-event (I got a doc that prescribed miralax and sports drink combo, some of the prescribed liquids are gross) and was super easy. The worst thing about it was being hungry and wanting a cup of coffee because you can’t eat before the procedure.

[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Tried to get one at 42 - they required a cola-guard screening first. Requested a cola-guard screening and insurance didn't cover it until 45. Tried to manually buy one - couple thousand dollars. So basically you can't start getting screened until 45.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

#insurancewin

That sucks. If you have any family history of polyps or colon cancer it might be worth trying again specifically mentioning those things if you have that option.

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Until now, it has been before time.

[-] metaldwarf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, I'm 40 and I've had 5 of them already.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 15 points 1 month ago

High risk or just like the experience?

[-] 0x01@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I'm not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No tf it is not lol, I'm still in college

[-] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You can be in college and still be over 40.

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Fuck you, I've still got 7 or 8 years left.

[-] clif@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.

What the hell?

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Yep, yep, RIP

[-] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

If she doesn’t fuck with little foot then she’s too young for you

[-] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

it's fine, just don't grow older

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is the way

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Sharptooth!

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.

That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

"Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut" - your doctor, probably

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

I'm imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

If your doctor manages that, you are definitely ending up as the subject of a paper in a prestigious journal.

But the question then becomes...how many clowns have you let inside you?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Most of the dudes I've let inside me have been clowns

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Or mammogram

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Shit man, I wish it was my first...

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I’m only 32. Is it really that early?

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Goddammit so true...I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No it's not! Shush!

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