When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of parasitic earworm whispered fearfully only in dark circles as "schlagermusik".
Once exposed to it, it eats into their brain and gets behind their eyeballs, forcing them to wear manic grins, and tap tables to the weak, incoherent, barely thought out beats drumming mercilessly into what's left of their soul.
This works for so many occasions too. At a watermelon eating contest? Backup in the car. Going to a funeral? Backup in the car. Need to bury a body? Backup clothing, right there.
webp is a great format though...
"Sire, the procreation class are getting unruly again with the constant non-stop onslaught. Many question whether their fallen sperm bretheren are even attempting to inseminate an egg."
I bathe 2-3 times a day. A quick one in the morning to get me out of the house, or I just skip it if I don't have time. Cycle to work, real shower there. Then a nice long bath in the evening where I just soak and watch anime. Or browse Lemmy.
I don't believe this, he doesn't even mention what weights he uses on his lids.
Ah Carlin, salt of the earth. Hasn't been the same since they shut down the mine. He's got 5 wee ones back home, but hell pull through. That or Rosy will have to start cleaning.
Normally yes, but MapMen are British gems - up there with Curious Droid, and the Red T-shirt guy
Ctrl-Alt-Cat is the worst
That's a pretty weak take. Do you know how profitable it is to hire a short-gain CEO, pump his stock, sell before the inevitable crash and follow him to his next venture? Immensely so.
Think how great the world would be if everyone did that, jumping from sunken venture to sunken venture, burning through any and all good will, until the only thing that still has worth is the planet you're on, but even that is nothing because Mars is the next frontier you can sink our money into.
Think before you speak so poorly of those better than yourself
He's still in high school. This is genuinely incredible stuff.
When I was in high school my crowning achievement was making a flash animation with some rudimentary AS2 scripts.
This... I mean, Christ, how many adults could do this? This genuinely top tier stuff.