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Black Friday marks the first day in the War On Christmas. Report to your local recruitment office. Deserters will be shot. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Morale is at an all time low this year. The Eastern Front of Target and Costco has become trench warfare. Rumors abound the Trump administration wants to use nuclear weapons on the antifa troops. We need you now to do your part. Remember, I'll say "ho ho ho" when I'm DEAD.

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Shoplifters, if the soldier in front of you dies you pick up their loot and carry it out the door. Not one step back