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Black Friday marks the first day in the War On Christmas. Report to your local recruitment office. Deserters will be shot. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Morale is at an all time low this year. The Eastern Front of Target and Costco has become trench warfare. Rumors abound the Trump administration wants to use nuclear weapons on the antifa troops. We need you now to do your part. Remember, I'll say "ho ho ho" when I'm DEAD.

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[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to stock up on those Jesus fake $100 bills to put in those bell ringer buckets. This will unlock the achievement "Return To Sender" and get your squad 50 battle points.