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Black Friday marks the first day in the War On Christmas. Report to your local recruitment office. Deserters will be shot. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Morale is at an all time low this year. The Eastern Front of Target and Costco has become trench warfare. Rumors abound the Trump administration wants to use nuclear weapons on the antifa troops. We need you now to do your part. Remember, I'll say "ho ho ho" when I'm DEAD.

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[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

can you imagine if someone parodied the war in ukraine but it's santa's little helpers kidnapping teenagers to conscript in the war against turkey (the bird)