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I'm an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I'm not prepared to deal with.
I'm a Google Beta.
I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.
Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”
I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I'm awesome.
Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.
They'll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.
I'm a beta-lactam antibiotic.
Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.
Damn, too early of a release eh?
And not suitable for public release, obviously
I also have a memory leak.
Limited release to the world.