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‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨‍💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪 THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️ WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL ⚰️‼️FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE 💁‍♀️OF UNIVERSAL🌎 HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 🩺NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK 🏥 NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT 🫵SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved

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[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

CERTIFIED GENUINE straight from the Copypasta region of Italy

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