[WARNING: toxic levels of hopium] luigi got caught on purpose to show people how little competence is necessary to get away with it, hoping to spur on copycats who want to prove they can do it better (hexbear.net)

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Death to America

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[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Were the gun and fake IDs really pivotal, though? He still would have the resemblance, the smell of not bathing properly for a few days and no alibi. I think he was fucked the moment somebody dropped the dime regardless.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

This is why we need a drag queen CEO killer. Commit the crime in drag and it doesn't even matter if you show your face. No makeup and 5 days of beard growth and no one will ever know.