Literally cannot bare it anymore.
When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.
I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.
As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.
I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please
You can get a decent addon bidet for like $40
Yeah literally it will change your life. Pretty easy to install too.
How much lifting is pretty doing?
Very little, but what you really need to consider is how much less wiping you will do.