I was NOT watching porn, mom, I was doing content moderation on my video sharing website, I swear! 😭 (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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How many seconds of shaft and balls does it take to turn an R-rated feature-length film into pornography? I've gazed and pondered that question long enough for today.

Fun fact: the SCOTUS also has to periodically decide what qualifies as pornography, so picture all nine of them intently studying scenes of debauchery together and debating their artistic merits. 🤣

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

I was searching around the internet... no, I wa- I was searching around the-- mom, mom, i was searching around the internet and all of a sudden i was downloading this thing and i got a computer virus. I- I randomly del- I already- I DELETED THE VIRUS! Oh my god mom! I had a computer virus and i got scared that I had the virus ... and when i was getting out of my chair my pants were slipping and i was pulling them up and getting back on the chair! I got scared and- and my pants slipped down a little and i was pulling them up! ... MOM! I'm telling the truth! I AM SERIOUS! I'M SERIOUS!